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W’s Visit to Gandhi’s Tomb

I gotcha covered Mahatma, we have this new theory of non-violence it’s called the pre-emptive strike. You know there are terrorists everywhere and we can’t just sit there so… We strike ‘em first, kill the som of a bitches before they can destroy us.

You’d really be proud of our effort to reduce violence you know they even refer to it as “the Bush Doctrine”. Really something that they named it after me, isn’t it?

I think I’ll be in the history books just like you…

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